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Thursday, May 19, 2011

Christian One Liners:

*When you get to your wits end, you'll find out god lives there.

*Peace starts with a smile.

*We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

*Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

*God himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is dead. So, why should you?

*Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever!

*Don't let your worries get the best of you. Remember Moses started out as a basket case.

*People are funny they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

*God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

*You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

*God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruit of the spirit...over religious nuts!"

*Don't put a question mark where god put a period!

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